You Put That In Your Mouth?

Today is the 66th anniversary of the birth of a comedic icon…we miss you Richard Pryor. I feel like going home and watching The Toy tonight; however, I will be road tripping to Bama instead. Also, today is World AIDS Day, so I guess we should wish a good day to Magic Johnson? Be sure to keep it covered today (and everyday).

So I just took my final break of the day and rushed outside to grab a quick drag on a cigarette. I am a people-watcher so I like to gander at the other smokers to see if any odd things happen. Sure enough, today I was not disappointed. I was just about finished with my Basic Ultra Light (hey, they are cheap and made by Philip Morris) when an older woman stepped through the door onto the patio. For one reason or another this woman reminds me of Florida Evans of Good Times fame.

She sauntered through the doors and found her a place to lean against the outside wall. Florida proceeded to reach into her blouse AND her brassiere. My attention was piqued at this. She snatched a long Virginia Slim 120-looking cigarette from the depths of her cleavage and stuck the cigarette into her mouth! There is definitely nothing better than a soggy, sweaty, stinky cigarette to get a nice buzz. Ladies please note that using your bras as storage just isn’t cool or sexy; however, it sure prevents people from bumming a smoke off of you.